GIANT WATERBOMB CATAPULT!


Asher Wagner
Asher Wagner

Did you hear about the Mexican magician he says I will disappear on the count of three uno dos *poof* he disappears without a tres

Vor 9 Monate
Mr Cirlyfries
Mr Cirlyfries

+Karatee 44 tres is ment to sound like trace

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Karatee 44
Karatee 44

I don’t get it

Vor 12 Tage
ғuňţċѧsє ţuċҡғѧяԀ
ғuňţċѧsє ţuċҡғѧяԀ

Why do ducks need feathers?

Vor 23 Tage
Mr Cirlyfries
Mr Cirlyfries

+Daniel Potts thats a good one

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Daniel Potts
Daniel Potts

There are 2 cats one is named 1 2 3 the other un deux trois both were trying to cross the river which made it across first One two three Because un deux trois quatre cinq

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Jamie Thomas
Jamie Thomas

What mouse walks on to legs..... Mickey mouse What duck walks on to legs.........all ducks

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Mattie Sexton
Mattie Sexton

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".

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Micah
Micah

what's brown and sticky? .... a stick

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Tyler Wagner
Tyler Wagner

What do you call a cow with no legs? Answer : Ground Beef

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Zachary Bland
Zachary Bland

Why did the toilet paper stop.......cause it got stuck in a crack

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EquineNoxX
EquineNoxX

A man comes into a bar carrying a small toy piano and wearing an old classic top hat. He sits down at the bar and places the piano on the bar counter. He takes off his hat and out comes a tiny little man who takes place by the piano and starts playing. Having watched it all from behind the bar, the bartender looks on with astonishment and asks the man "What on earth is going on? Where did that little man come from?" "Oh he came from the hat. It's a magical hat. It fulfills whatever wish you could possibly imagine. But it's br..." "Any wish what so ever?" interrupts the bartender. "Yes whatever you'd like but it doesn't wor..." "Can I have a go?" The bartender is grinning wide seeing an opportunity to wealth and riches. "Well I don't think..." "You can have a beer for free if I can make a wish." the bartender insists. "Well... ok then." says the man and takes a deep sip of his beer. The bartender grins and says to the hat. "Magic hat! I wish for 10 million dollars!" Immediately the hat begins to spill out collars of every shape and color! The little guy at the piano almost gets pushed off the bar counter as the collars spill out from the hat, dropping down to the floor. "What the Hell is this??" cries the bartender. "I asked for 10 million dollars. Not collars!" "Well I tried to tell you!" replies the man. "The hat is broken. Seriously did you really think I made a wish for a 21 cm pianist?"

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Chase Snyder
Chase Snyder

Knock knock who's there little old lady little old lady who I didn't know you could yodel

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g woods
g woods

am still catching up but here is my favorite joke=== A scientist is bragging how they must be a God because they can create a being from scratch . Our Father in Haven says I'd like to see that. So the scientist reaches down and grabs a handful of dirt and God say STOP right there pal, and says Go get your own dirt !!!

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Jimmy Carranza
Jimmy Carranza

Niggas go to Mars because there behind bars

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heartless
heartless

Why dont blind people skydive? It scares the hell out of the dogs.

Vor 7 Tage
Daniel E Eis
Daniel E Eis

My best joke...? That is EASY: "My mother"..... oh wait...!?!? That is no joke. Maybe i should think before writing..?

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D R
D R

absolute wanker faces kids, bunch of losers

Vor 10 Tage
D R
D R

i hope all the viewers are big losers as they are

Vor 10 Tage
Damo
Damo

Toilet Joke: Had an appointment with the throne, ....king was an asshole.......

Vor 10 Tage
shantina Tonack
shantina Tonack

Do you want to hear a dirty joke Yes A white horse fell in the mud

Vor 13 Tage
Harry Curtis
Harry Curtis

Lads, when you use a catapult, you've got to bring the bucket (the bit with the payload) all the way to the ground—that's why it didn't go very far!

Vor 13 Tage
Slippery butted nippless
Slippery butted nippless

Nice vid!!

Vor 14 Tage
Bryan B
Bryan B

Had no idea you teamed up with Clarkson and the rest of his idiots. Great thing

Vor 17 Tage
Anthony Mccaw
Anthony Mccaw

Where does Santa go for Christmas ho ho

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Anthony Mccaw
Anthony Mccaw

Where is the

Vor 17 Tage
Dustin Farnum
Dustin Farnum

Why do these awful catapults even exist?

Vor 18 Tage
Cyron Natingga
Cyron Natingga

I have a joke about corn but it's so corny hahhahahahahahahha lol

Vor 20 Tage
The Purple Hawk
The Purple Hawk

I could tell a joke about bread....but you might find it rather stale 😅😂😂

Vor 13 Stunden
Steven Trudeau
Steven Trudeau

2 guys are hunting in a tree stand. One guy aims at the other guy's house and says your wife is cheating on you. The other guy says "that's it I'm done with her shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick". The other guy says "I can do that in one shot."

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Onyx
Onyx

Why do black people always have sex on their mind? Because they have pubes on their head

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Jonathan Branch
Jonathan Branch

I got 6 eyes 3 nose and 2 mouth and what am I answer is I ugly

Vor 22 Tage
Samantha Chapman
Samantha Chapman

why did the dog go under the tree in stead out in the sun? he did not want to be a hot dog

Vor 22 Tage
Leprechaun Jackson
Leprechaun Jackson

Ok this is most likely the lamest joke I just made up but here it is: *Knock knock* Who's there? *We'll pin* We'll pin who? ... *WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* ... ok I'll show myself out **moonwalks away from screen**

Vor 23 Tage
Colonelilbrink
Colonelilbrink

Two blondes are walking through a forest when they come upon a set of tracks. The one blonde says "those are deer tracks", the other says "you idiot, those are bear tracks". While the two of them are arguing over what kind of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Vor 25 Tage
General Obi Wan Kenobi
General Obi Wan Kenobi

Hope you didn't get any of that water in your mouths because you'll be shitting for a month. lol

Vor 26 Tage
Jalenwalshak359
Jalenwalshak359

Where do you find a dog with no legs

Vor 26 Tage
Jamie Brazier
Jamie Brazier

Did you ear about the calendar thief he got 12 month

Vor 29 Tage
Daniel Potts
Daniel Potts

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

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Ben Wilcox
Ben Wilcox

How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

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Brian Dunphy
Brian Dunphy

U

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Isabella Canavesio
Isabella Canavesio

a man says "that was the most extraordinary thing I have ever seen" his friend replies "your not orbit your not tic tac gum you're​ extra!"

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kylanryan06
kylanryan06

where was Stanford

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Dan Brown
Dan Brown

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate. Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they are dead. Where do find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it. What do you call your sister with 1 leg? Ilene.

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WhiskeyFishing
WhiskeyFishing

Whoever built those catapults did a horrible job. Not your best video :(

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iChaos
iChaos

derek only wins through cheating

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Tyler Alquist
Tyler Alquist

What is red that smells like blue paint Answer red paint

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jlen82
jlen82

How many Mexicans does it take to build a catapult? Apparently more than the ones it took to build those.

Vor Monat
The Ty
The Ty

What’s at the bottom of the sea and shakes... a nervous wreck 😐

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Nate Mitchell
Nate Mitchell

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? He got toad.

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Jeffery Fedler
Jeffery Fedler

Why do cows were bells because there horns don't work

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Btopower 12
Btopower 12

Can I tell you a joke about a leach never mind it sucks

Vor 2 Monate
Braden S
Braden S

Love the statement youre making here. Australian youtubers linking up with hispanic youtubers. I’m from america where synergy and acceptance struggles! Two unlikely groups coming together to make a sick vid is cool to see! Love watching you guys!

Vor 2 Monate
Fdr Ggg
Fdr Ggg

A man walks into a bar.....ouch

Vor 2 Monate
Michael Henderson
Michael Henderson

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Vor 2 Monate
Erlend Brubakken
Erlend Brubakken

U know what? Read more

Vor 2 Monate
Maia Kirkman
Maia Kirkman

Why can French people can not count to three. Cause there is a tree in the way

Vor 2 Monate
Christian Flier
Christian Flier

what noise would hitlers lighsaber make? jewww jewww jewww

Vor 2 Monate
zuerukiller
zuerukiller

God, the Castro brothers? They are amazing

Vor 2 Monate
Mathew Kevern
Mathew Kevern

How on earth did you end up partnered with the grand tour...

Vor 2 Monate
Lincoln Hawthorne
Lincoln Hawthorne

I'm just here for the TheGrandTour shirt. I like the plug. Why is there only 2 of the 3 amigos?

Vor 2 Monate
Justine Messer
Justine Messer

Your mama

Vor 2 Monate
Justine Messer
Justine Messer

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Vor 2 Monate
Sean Boyles
Sean Boyles

Disappointing that they decided to use an inferior siege weapon. A trebuchet could have launched a 90kg water balloon over 300m.

Vor 2 Monate
Fhgffufufhffjg
Fhgffufufhffjg

You can’t expect anything the grand tour makes to be good build quality unless it’s by James may

Vor 2 Monate
orwell7474
orwell7474

Joke: I heard my ex's friend say that I'm a stalker, I was just about to come out of his closet and give him a piece of my mind!🤣😂🤣😃

Vor 2 Monate
DaneilJL
DaneilJL

What do you get if you mix a bathroom and a Bugatti? A Bathvroom - Kaden (7)

Vor 2 Monate
Kimo Alameda
Kimo Alameda

3 men dies in a car crash a Hawaiian Portuguese and Hoyle.They went to heaven to get judged. Jesus asked the Hawaiian what sin did you commit he said I killed someone Jesus said oh no go drink from the holy water. Then Jesus said what did you do wrong the Portuguese man said I robbed and old women Jesus said oh no go drink from the holy water twice as much. The Jesus said what sins did you commit the Hoyle said I peed in the holy water

Vor 2 Monate
oakley Durham
oakley Durham

I'm not a megaladon but I have a mega long dong

Vor 2 Monate
Wayne Briggs
Wayne Briggs

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?. You can Tune a piano, but you can't Tuna fish

Vor 2 Monate
Beast bros 1000
Beast bros 1000

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back. A stick

Vor 3 Monate
Sam Blackeby
Sam Blackeby

why are pirates angry? they just are!

Vor 3 Monate
Logan Pyle
Logan Pyle

the worst way to die is to eat alphabet soup and choke on the D

Vor 3 Monate
butter panda
butter panda

Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road Cuz it got stuck in the crack🤣😂

Vor 3 Monate
Dustin Fulkerson
Dustin Fulkerson

A man got hit in the head with a 7Up. He was alright though it was a soft drink.

Vor 3 Monate
Miguel Angel MG
Miguel Angel MG

A man walks into a Cafe and... Splash!!

Vor 3 Monate
Sebastian Kruse
Sebastian Kruse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? Because it was dead

Vor 3 Monate
SharkBoy007
SharkBoy007

how did the chicken cross the road< it didn't it it got ran over cause chickens can never cross a road safley

Vor 3 Monate
Greg Carter
Greg Carter

What did the Mexican fire fighter name his two sons ? Jose and hose b

Vor 3 Monate
Michael Lehrhoff
Michael Lehrhoff

What do you call a sailor in a boat? A snailor!

Vor 3 Monate
Hunter Hawkins
Hunter Hawkins

3 soldiers walk into enemy territory and get captured. The enemy captain says he will let them go if they can shove 10 of any fruit of their choice up thier butt without making a noise or they die. So, the first guy comes with apples and makes it to 8 then starts screaming, so he dies. The next guy comes with grapes and makes it to 9 then starts laughing so he dies. Up in heaven where the two guys are at start talking. The first guy is like, "Why did u start laughing you were almost there?" The second guy responds with, "I started laughing because I saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapples!" XD

Vor 3 Monate
19Neil67
19Neil67

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say on his way to work, underlay underlay

Vor 3 Monate
Jennifer Kammerer
Jennifer Kammerer

I have a joke for you guys? :) What do you call a baby leprechaun? and Why can't pirates sing? #44club

Vor 3 Monate
Jennifer Kammerer
Jennifer Kammerer

2:11 - 3:00 whats the name of the music you're playing? I love it! is it here it comes or something?

Vor 3 Monate
VAULT 437
VAULT 437

This is some destroy build destroy type shit

Vor 3 Monate
Billy Lozowski
Billy Lozowski

What do you call a crocodile in a vest (singlet because you lot are Aussies)?An investigator...

Vor 3 Monate
Tomas Anders
Tomas Anders

Do u wanna hear a joke about a wall ???? Nah it doesn’t matter you won’t get over it

Vor 3 Monate
Royboy278
Royboy278

What do you call a shark in parachute pants A Mc Hamerhead

Vor 3 Monate
Sher Bear
Sher Bear

The definition of courage is trying to start while having diahreah

Vor 3 Monate
SwellerBelt 1337
SwellerBelt 1337

Do you guys know Toyota Prius. Well you could say it was prius-historic

Vor 3 Monate
Connor Clarke
Connor Clarke

How do you make holy water... You boil the HELL out of it

Vor 3 Monate
Emily Krug
Emily Krug

Why do cows have hooves? .... cause they lactose ( lack toes)

Vor 3 Monate
C
C

#44club

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Barkha Dang
Barkha Dang

What is brown and sticky

Vor 3 Monate
Katie Bug
Katie Bug

there were 2 cats swimming in a race. they were named: one-two-three cat (America) and un-deux-trois cat (France) which cat won? A: one-two-three cat because un-deux-trois cat sank! (un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq)

Vor 4 Monate
Harvey Plays
Harvey Plays

Why did the toilet roll, roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!

Vor 4 Monate
Finlay Hamer
Finlay Hamer

The other day a prison bus collided with a cement mixer. The public have been told to look out for 16 hardened criminals.... 😂😂😂 That's my best joke !!

Vor 4 Monate
Mohammed ALHaddad
Mohammed ALHaddad

Why do scuba divers dive backwards because if they go forward they will still be in the boat

Vor 4 Monate
Damien MacKeigan
Damien MacKeigan

A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian". The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russian." Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians from: The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought... Then silence. Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men...it's a trap. There's two of them."

Vor 4 Monate
Rob Culp
Rob Culp

Best joke. Your math skills! Love you guys

Vor 4 Monate
Patroclus
Patroclus

these catapults suck though...... i can toss them with my arm further.

Vor 4 Monate
Now You Know Something
Now You Know Something

Okay, here's my best joke...*ahem* Q: Why was the little girl sad? A: Because she had no skin. BADUM tssss

Vor 4 Monate
Benti27
Benti27

Q : Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: Just in case he got a hole in one!

Vor 4 Monate
Winston Woodworks
Winston Woodworks

Two snails agreed to a race. One of them removed his shell thinking that he could run faster if he was lighter..... It only made him more SLUGGISH!

Vor 4 Monate
Luca Devivo
Luca Devivo

How does Harry Potter get down a hill Jk rolling

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Caljager15
Caljager15

Trebuchet > Catapult

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